Top 10 Differences between Women and Men
By admin in Men-Women on October 20th, 2006
1. Eating Out: When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20, even though it’s only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want the change back. When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
2. Money: A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need but it’s on
sale.
3. Bathrooms: A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott. The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
4. Arguments: A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
5. Cats: Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren’t looking, men kick cats.
6. Future: A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
7. Success: A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
8. Marriage: A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does.
9. Dressing UP: A woman will dress up to go 4 shopping, to water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and read the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
10. Final Thought: Any married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.
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