Lunatic Marks - From the Diary of a Lunatic

Beautiful Earth somewhere around you

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Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
Aristotle

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Are you bored of using your regular PC or your laptop or notebook or any of the likes… well I suggest you should take a step forward and use something that’s more futuristic…

Oh… don’t curse me or my sense of humor for what looks like just a set of pens mounted with some camera… people this indeed is the future… take a look…

Still astonished??? Don’t be this indeed is the future of your PC. It uses Bluetooth technology (don’t ask me how) and the ‘pen’ can produce this on any flat surface. You can carry this in your pockets with much ease… so good bye to your conventional laptops and note book… cos people this is the future… take another look.

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Accidents kills more people on earth than any other disease and so its no surprise that governments world over lay so much if importance on safe-driving habits. Wearing a helmet while driving is a practice that could save thousands of lives in a single year world over. But at times the best of practices could prove to be of absolutely no worth if you were doing something like this… for them its only two things that can save the day…

1. Safe Driving (wonder how driving itself in possible here, so ’safe driving’ sounds more like a joke)

2. God ( thats being so helpful, you’d say )

take a look at these pics…

but this is by no means any practice of safe driving… nothing can stop you from landing in hell if you try any of this

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Australians are not just known for their straightforwardness but also for the humor that is trademark of their cocky and straightforward personalities. So here is a funny anecdote related to the Australian national carrier – Quantas. Its an airline that takes pride a plenty in its unblemished history of never having an accident.

One of the reason for such an impeccable record is the practice of filling what is known in Quantas-lore as a ‘problem sheet’ this is to convey any problem encountered during the flight and which the pilot wants rectified before the plane takes to the skies again. The technicians fill the lower part of the form regarding any corresponding action taken and to be reviewed by the captain before take off.

So here are some ‘real-life’ and ‘unedited quips’ from the complaints and responses founds in the problem sheets filled by the captains and technicians of Quantas.

Key:

P: Problem logged in by the captain.
S: Solution provided by the technicians.

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level ..

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That’s what they’re there for.

P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you’re right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

So howz that for some straight forward Aussie humor!!!

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They say man would either lust behind a woman or he would lust behind a super bike… for if a bike could challenge a man’s lust for a woman then for sure this has to be it. And imagine if this were the mean machine beneath your backside, who would mind hitching on. And for the ones who prefer on all fours, the sports cars are a much check out

and for those who like it on all fours… here’s something equally cool and just as breathtaking…

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This is a case of photographer photographs photographer. The following photographs were taken by photographer Hans van de Vorst at the Grand Canyon, Arizona. The descriptions are his own. The identity of the photographer IN the photos is unknown.

I was simply stunned seeing this guy standing on this solitary rock IN the Grand Canyon. The canyon’s depth is 900 meters here. The rock on the right is next to the canyon and safe.

Watching this guy on his thong sandals, with a camera and a tripod I asked myself 3 questions:
1. How did he climb that rock?
2. Why not taking that sunset picture on that rock to the right, which is perfectly safe?
3. How will he get back?

This is the point of no return.

After the sun set behind the canyon’s horizon he packed his things (having only one hand available) and prepared himself for the jump. This took about 2 minutes.
At that point he had the full attention of the crowd.

After that, he jumped on his thong sandals…
The canyon’s depth is 900 meters here.

Now you can see that the adjacent rock is higher so he tried to land lower, which is quite steep and tried to use his one hand to grab the rock.

We’ve come to the end of this little story. Look carefully at the photographer. He has a camera, a tripod and also a plastic bag, all on his shoulder or in his left hand. Only his right hand is available to grab the rock and the weight of his stuff is a problem.

He lands low on this flip flops both his right hand and right foot slips away…
At that moment I take this shot.

He pushes his body against the rock.
He waits for a few seconds, throws his stuff on the rock, climbs and walks away.

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Haye you ever thought what kind of a bike you can use during the chilly winter season to keep yourself warm? Hmmm.. probably not, so how about this ???

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There is truly no limit, what do you say ???

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This is an artificial beach constructed in Japan……..

Fully indoor (top opens) climate controlled summer throughout the year. Water is temp controlled, the sand granules are specially made so that it gives u the feeling of playing in the sand, but it doesn’t stick 2 ur body!

In summer, the top dome can be opened 2 let in natural light!!

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A woman’s mind can never be understood and it is almost impossible to please a woman. Want some proof, then read on…………..

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . … you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . ….

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the Fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the ! Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!”

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead Handsome, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

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Where is the money? ….

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Have You ever imagined how you can look in front of a giant sumo wrestler, have a look at this picture …

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Moral of the Picture:
Friends may not be able to pull you up
But…
They will still think of ways not to let you fall….

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World’s Saddest Pic

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